May the 4th be with you

Posted by Unknown On 5/04/2011 02:00:00 pm
It's STAR WARS DAY: possibly the geekiest day of the year!
And in celebration, I am reposting a theory of mine (see below the image)

Star Wars Day

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It has always bothered me, for as long as I can remember, how similar Master Yoda is to a Gremlin:

YodaGizmo


But when I suggest a link, people instantly point out that Gremlins are inherently evil, whereas Yoda is a symbol of peace and knowledge.
To these people however, I say: a curse to you is your short sightedness.

Consider what we know...

The rules for keeping a Mogwai and why:

1) Avoid bright lights - this causes temporary blindness and disorientation.

2) Avoid water - this causes the Mogwai to reproduce somewhat mischievous offspring.

3) Do not feed after midnight (although this doesn't take into account time-zones, nor daylight savings time, we are not here to discuss the flaws of the rule) - this causes the mogwai to transform into a larger green creature, otherwise known as a Gremlin.

Now... what else do we know?
In the two Gremlins films, Gizmo gets wet, thus creating evil offspring, who then eat after midnight and become big and retain their evilness.
We never actually see what happens should Gizmo, who is sweet, and good, and wise; eat after midnight.

And that, my friends, is how the unknown race of Yoda was created... a few good Mogwai, such as Gizmo ate after midnight - got bigger, turned green, but retained their pure hearts.

3 Responses to 'May the 4th be with you'

  1. Chrissa said...
    http://8bitsinabite.blogspot.com/2011/05/may-4th-be-with-you.html?showComment=1304514758906#c5289164285138003816'> 4 May 2011 at 14:12

    :) I have a theory about Yoda too, but it involves Wookies and ends with Ewoks.

     

  2. Unknown said...
    http://8bitsinabite.blogspot.com/2011/05/may-4th-be-with-you.html?showComment=1304521967950#c7403030333580386334'> 4 May 2011 at 16:12

    *Bow chica wow wow*

     

  3. cat Kustes said...
    http://8bitsinabite.blogspot.com/2011/05/may-4th-be-with-you.html?showComment=1325801636215#c7950626687911009483'> 5 January 2012 at 22:13

    a bit late i've found this posting, but i must say this is amazing.

     

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