Okay, watch this trailer for the new Tomb Raider game due out next year, and then let's discuss:



Now, firstly - Tomb Raider: Origins... seriously? Why think of something new... everyone else is doing an origins story, why not have one for Lara Croft as well?
Secondly, the dialogue... are you kidding me? "...to find adventure... but instead, adventure found me." Well, it is Square Enix after all, what can you expect?
Also, did anyone else see the Dr. Dre earphones 00:36.
Despite all that, I'm sure it will be the same as every other Tomb Raider game, and all the nerds who can't get laid will be rushing out to buy it... I've already pre-ordered mine :P

VIA The Mary Sue