You know what made the first Pirates film so successful? It wasn't just Johnny Depp (although he stole the show), nor that it was a pirate movie... but the fact that they were ZOMBIE PIRATES! That's why 2 and 3 were never as good - there were no zombies :(

Now, there's no talk of zombies in number 4, but it's already geeky in my head. So here's a trailer: